Hmm, That BioErgonomic Pen Looks Familiar

From geekology, This is a pen that looks like a penis. It's supposed to be particularly ergonomic or something, but I don't buy it. What I do buy are pens that don't look like wieners.

This BioErgonomic pen is shaped to better fit in the hands. The squatter base helps it rests between the fingers and that bump keeps it from slipping. Designer Mohsen Tafazzoly admits "usage probability for women is higher than men."
Riiiiight, because I'm sure women are just dying to write with a pen-is, like that doesn't scream promiscuous. Hey Judy mind if I borrow your -- nevermind, that looks like a johnson. WHORE, OUR RECEPTIONIST IS A WHORE EVERYBODY.