With the recent influx of Outrageous Miley Behaviors (OMBs) and the end of 2012 on the horizon, Miley is no doubt preparing herself for the future. For a time beyond our understanding. Perhaps this means that Miley Cyrus is not just a human at all. Perhaps Miley Cyrus is...a TIME LORD. Wise beyond her years (and our own)! And we all know what Time Lords need: companionship! Enter: Miley's newest friend, the blow-up doll. Doctor who indeed! I wonder if she named her Rose.
...Or! Perhaps Miley's not a Time Lord, but rather regressing to a former childhood state. Confused? Let me explain. Perhaps this doll isn't a doll at all, but rather a makeshift Flat Stanley. Everybody knows Flat Stanley, right? Of course you do! He's the 1964 children's book character named Stanley Lambchop (written by Jeff Brown), who is flattened by a bulletin board in his sleep only to be recreated by children across America. Once paper-born, Stanley is then sent through the mail to be photographed in special places all over the world. Adventures! Perhaps Miley didn't have a pen and paper handy, but was right next to a store of the, um, Adult variety and chose the next best thing: a blow-up doll. Oh, Stanley!
Regardless of why Miley has this blow-up doll (carpool lane usage in Los Angeles sure does come at a premium these days), there's photographic (and partially-NSFW) evidence of their escapades below, if you don't believe us. But remember: naked plastic bodyparts ahead!
What do you think of Miley's latest kooky deed? Think our hypothesis are correct? Sound off in the comments!
[Photo Credit: Twitter]
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Source: http://www.hollywoodnewslinks.com/miley-cyrus-finds-a-travel-companion-in-a-blow-up-doll-photo/
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